Speed dressing (on a budget)

Our boys will be in for a big shock when they see how long it should take to get ready for a night out. Shopping took too long on Saturday. We returned home at 5.45pm and really needed to leave at 7pm for the wedding reception. So made dinner for the boys, then quick shower, donned my dress – hubbie bought it from TK Max £20!!, and jewellery from Dotty Ps £30, flattened hair, smidgeon of makeup, splash of Fendi, stuck on French Polish nails (Superdrug £6 – ‘Awesome,’ was B’s comment), painted six toe nails as they are the only ones showing, climbed into shoes (see Outrageously High below), and finally made big, multi-looped bow in wide slate ribbon (£1.50) which hubbie strategically placed on black velvety clutch (at least 15 years old) with huge safety pin (couldn’t see the pin – which was good). And we were out of there!! So as I say, boys will be in for a shock waiting for their girl friends to get ready!